1: Agh! I feel like my head is going to explode!

2: Are you having a stroke?

1: No, though I may have one soon. It's this... ALGORITHM.

2: An ALGORITHM? What is it for?

1: It does something pointless and unremarkable, but even that I can't manage to
   make work!

2: Have you tried breaking it down with PSEUDOCODE?

1: Uh, no...? Only plebs do that.

2: What about a FLOWCHART, then?

1: Do you really think I would follow the graphica representation of a DECISION
   SEQUENCE?

2: Well..., at least and IDE would be good for you.

1: *Gasp* You dare suggest I use my mouse for coding? Inconceivable!

2: Let me look at that. Are you trying to print "Hello World" onto the screen?

1: Yeah! I'm using a RECURSIVE function to print each character of a string
   defined as a compile-time CONSTANT.

2: But... why?

1: It's only the most optimized way to do it! It says so here on the Internet!

2: Without any COMMENTS, you'll not understand any of this later!

1: What can I say. I'm a man of no regrets: I never look back on my own SOURCE
   CODE!

2: Honestly, you get what you deserve.